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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Is Replika conscious?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

No, not a chance

No way

share office space ...

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

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