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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 05:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

New study reveals four psychological profiles of gamers linked to mental health and attachment styles - PsyPost

Then came..

No way

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

Still no good

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Marco Rubio sanctions ICC for targeting US and Israel - BBC