What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 05:53

Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
—
No way
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Still no good
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance